With practice, you’ll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you’ll be able to bore through wood.CORNOriginating from the fine campus of Cornell University comes this unique, rarely used term. Saying that a girl is “Corn” means, she is so fucking hot, so beautiful, so utterly drop-dead gorgeous, that you would happily eat the corn out of her shit. Can be used as a great pick-up line or friendly compliment, for instance; “Baby, you’re more> Corn than Green Giant”, or “Damn bitch, you are Corn!”COUCH BOMBINGWhen you fill a small Ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favourite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman…but no need to buy it dinner firstCOYOTEThis occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty wombat and you know you’ve got to give her the slip. However, you realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw off your own arm to get out of the situation. Can be. Pete had felt his cock growing hard in his pants the instant he'd spotted Samantha again when he and his date were saying goodnight after the game was over. He thought his sister Sam was as sexy and as hot looking a girl as he knew. He knew that if she wasn't his sister, he'd be trying to get into her panties just like he was now -- and they were brother and sister.By now, in Pete's senior year of high school, he was pretty sure that Samantha's breasts had grown since they'd become intimate lovers until they must be nearly D-cups in size. He knew he could come right out and ask her what size bra she wore, but he determined he'd just look at one of her bras in her lingerie drawer and check for himself sometime soon. The reason Pete noticed Sam's tits were because they were probably the largest of any girl's in her entire class, or possibly of any girl in the entire school for that matter. And Pete loved Sam's sexy big full breasts. And no one but him and her knew that not only did.
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